AwesomeAlfonso13

"WHAT THE HONK!"

- AwesomeAlfonso13 when he is mad

AwesomeAlfonso13 is the titular main protagonist of the The 13 Group series. He is the stick figure counterpart of Alfonso Rebong.

He is an reckless kleptomaniac adventurer who is Pio and David's best friend, Rafaeluscus' twin brother, the whole universe's avatar, King Red's arch-nemesis, Ms Purple's boyfriend, and the member of The 13 Group. Alfonso is an immensely reckless, egotistical, clumsy and troublemaking jerk, befitting the comedic nature of the series. His selfish and chaotic behavior often antagonizes and ruins people's lives. Yet when things are at their absolute worst, Alfonso cares very deeply about his friends, especially his best friends, and his brother Rafaeluscus.

Biography
Alfonso was revealed to be an extra-terrestrial creature in AwesomeAlfonso: Origins. In simple terms, He gained his superhuman powers during his time in space. He saved Pio, Johnny, and Peel by Alfonuardo's friends and bullies in school.

His catchphrase's simply "Cola Head", but on many occasions, He most infamous quotes are "WHAT THE HONK!", "Cuz I'm awesome", and even "Alfonso's gonna do something very illegal!". He made some various quotes in episodes.

6 years later, he was found and adopted by his unnamed parents where he met Rafaeluscus and Chloe and formed a bond with them (though Alfonso would occasionally mistreat Rafaeluscus). When he and Rafaeluscus attended high school, Alfonso was a pranking student after he had some cool memories. He then does his rapping skills in the stage and got a A+ and received many F's in classes, He even become 1st place as his drawing is better than Alfonuardo but he got revenge for Alfonso by calling him in 2nd place. However he then later used drugs and becomes insane, He burned the whole school down which make look like a violent character.

Afterward, Alfonso meets and joins the 13 Group, he then befriends Banelard, Big Martin, Wayne Smith, Benedict, Krysten, Jacob, and David who have been fought into Dingus Destroyer Military led by Reginald Destroyer and Right-Hand Man, until Alfonso had some superhuman abilities which make him kill many Soldiers otherwise he finally finishes Reginald Destroyer and Right-Hand Man but Alfonso almost gets his soul taken by his arch-nemesis, King Red, the king of the underworld. Alfonso prevents King Red from taking soul and gets away with it, However the war of 13 Group and Dingus Destroyer Military doesn't end here. But Alfonso and his friends still go into adventures, which made ended up into dangerous situations.

According to Alfonso Simulator, Alfonso dies in the year Chicken.

Appearance
AwesomeAlfonso13 appears like all other simple red stickmen; a red stickfigure with white eyes and mouth he even wears glasses and a red beanie.

Personality
Despite that he has a high opinion of himself, AwesomeAlfonso13 is a lazy, mischievous, foul-mouthed, reckless, dimwitted, arrogant, and occasionally selfish person who causes a great deal of harm and misery to those around him. He has been depicted his traits as a pervert, zoophile, racist, drug addict, and anarchist, though he long abandoned these traits.

Alfonso's extreme laziness has made him a hater of socializing (though it was temporary) and exercising. He also sometimes refuses to help his friends, family, and other people, even in life-or-world-threatening, situations unless, convinced, blackmailed, or threatened, making him somewhat of a sociopath with little empathy for others. Aldo he is irresponsible as he stops the Shy Guys to Take over the world. he refused to stop the Dingus Destroyer Military from causing chaos in Philippines, despite the Dingus Destroyer Military's genocidal tendencies.

Alfonso is also a rather cruel prankster, as where he ruthlessly pranked Jacob in a flashback. The Anti-Jacob personality did not take these pranks well, claiming it was all the more reason to kill Alfonso and the others. He is sometimes shown to be just a cowardly and wimpy as Rafaeluscus, usually trying to back down from fights from powerful opponents.

Alfonso tends to be very rude, sarcastic, and mean. he used to flipping people when he insulted them. He constantly used to be addicted to Coca-Cola and Doritos, however Alfonso makes somewhat dimwitted ideas and acts kinda stupid and becomes so disrespectful.

He is also short-tempered, capable of getting annoyed easily, and always lashes out at people (including his brother Rafaeluscus) when he reaches his breaking point, which also leads to his infamous quote "WHAT THE HONK!". Alfonso is also a sore loser, can be very demanding and also stubborn.

His biggest flaw though is his everyday annoyances and lack of common sense, something to which he created a YouTube channel TheAwesomeAlfonso to get GlysomeGro's attention and surpass his level of popularity. however some people insulting him with slurs and names (such as "moron", "dumbass", and "retard") which leads him to assault, murder, theft them until he gets arrested several times.

Although normally being unintelligent, Alfonso shows the signs of being such smarter than he seems. Alfonso's first notable moment of intelligence where he was able to figure out that he and GlysomeGro and would fall all the way down to King Red's bouncy castle from space, He is also good at rapping until he gets blue balled all the time.

Also he makes crude makeshift gang where his friends were gone, he loses his temper and later on his sanity from having nobody to talk. He becomes arrogant and aggressive when he refuses to help his friends, despite his arrogance moments that he truly does care his friends by the way. He kept sarcastically cares about his friends (especially Pio). He appears to have Attention Deficit Disorder, a few sociopathic tendencies, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and Bipolar Disorder.

Like his counterpart, He refers to people who have gone insane as "cuckoo-crazy". He is sometimes as a mostly horrible, and sometimes almost irredeemably malicious jerk in some older videos.

Alfonso hates the idea of Ghost Wayne getting killed from before Wayne's arrival. In the end, he becomes responsible to Wayne Smith as they reunited again.

As of Krysten's Sussy Notebook, he returned to his default personality of being ruthless, violent, anarchic, egotistical, short-tempered, self-centered, manipulative, and sadistic when he brought the titular notebook to Ray at Casino Cola.

Criminal Record
Throughout his misadventures, AwesomeAlfonso13 has often broken the law in some episodes.


 * Assault and Murder: Due to his short temper, Alfonso has assaulted and killed so many people when they annoyed him, the most recent example where assaulted and threw an airplane pilot out of a plane for insulting him.
 * Aircraft Hijacking: Alfonso has hijacked two planes by going through the cockpit and kill those who were in there only when one of the fight attends ran out of Coca Cola or when they never heard about it.
 * Torture: He tortured Rafaeluscus ruthlessly with a trash-talking parrot and pole-dancing chicken due to the latter owing him money, but not paying it.
 * Animal Theft and Abuse: He stole animals from a farm to teach preschoolers about what sounds animals make, and kicked a cow. More recently, he is infamous for throwing baby penguins off cliffs and kicking Jacob's little brother for nothing more than cruelty and amusement.
 * Attempted Bank Robbery: He attempts to break into bank by using various gadgets, basically he disguises himself as a money bag and taken to the bank and only to be arrested by touching the lasers.
 * Using Confiscated Things and Hijacking: After Coca Cola was banned from the Philippines, Alfonso and Johnny tried to bring it back by hijacking a truck filled with cans.
 * Destroying Companies: Alfonso proceeded to dismantle Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, the three biggest video game companies, by killing Shigeru Miyamoto and Master Hand, shooting down Microsoft HQ, and slapping all of Sony's employees and security guards, all as an example.
 * Framing: Alfonso constantly frames people (mainly Rafaeluscus) for things that he does just to save his own skin from a beatdown, he framed Pio for murder and made up as excuse that he did it for winning a Super Smash Bros. match (he later used the same excuse at the end of the video when interrogated by Detective Pikachu as to why he stole King Red's statue, causing the latter to throw him in lava and burn him alive In retribution).
 * Reckless Driving: Alfonso sometimes is very bad at driving, which leads to him accidentally causing chaos and killing people, where he ran over and possibly killed a citizen with his kart
 * Sexual Harassment: He sexually harassed everyone by touching their butts.
 * Rampaging: He had a challenge where he had to walk backwards for 24 hours. While he did the challenge though, he unknowing destroyed everything behind him and endangered people, which lead to the Police assuming him insane and trying to arrest him. In the end, the entire military is called to kill him, and they end up nuking the whole city.
 * Kidnapping: He stole the man's daughter without a second. He also kidnapped a lot of people to host his Awesome games show.
 * Vandalism: Alfonso sprayed graffiti around the city while under his alias AA13.
 * Illegal Smuggling: Alfonso done this so many times where he became the newest member of the Anime Cartel, a criminal organization that smuggled anime into the Philippines after its banning. After Ms Purple lifted the ban, Alfonso's charges were probably dropped.
 * Speeding and Resisting Arrest: He could choose to ride a kart in order to catch up to King Red, but ended up going so fast that a cop pulled him over and prepared to arrest. However Alfonso continues starts driving, causing the Police to chase after him. Alfonso has resisted arrest multiple times.
 * Extortion: On some occasions, Alfonso threatens to hurt people if they don't do what he says. He threatened to murder GlysomeGro's family the latter did no give him a shout-out on YouTube.
 * Trespassing: Alfonso trespassed into a police station and a school respectively, to do a specific action (in the former, he attempted to break Madd Dogg's son Jake out of jail due to Jake being accused of orchestrating a car crash, and in the latter, he and The 13 Group attempted different clubs).
 * Tax Fraud: Alfonso, not knowing how to pay taxes, committed fraud by writing down in the paper that he and Rafaeluscus made on money. This made Hal Monitor break into the Alfonso's house and arrest him. His charges were dropped for helping Mr. Monitor taking down the Grand Council of Tax Fraud.
 * Child and Sibling Abuse: He has done this many times, he abused and strangles Rafaeluscus after he does something deleting and somewhat destroying Alfonso's stuff which the latter had a sibling rivalry with him. He even threw Playtime at the trash can, Alfonso then say the phrase "KICK THE BABY" before kicking Jacob's little brother with extreme force.
 * Arson: He burned down his own school to the ground due to how he was acting insane.
 * Abuse of power: When Alfonso became King, he executed more authoritarian tendencies as his rule goes on. He was never charged as he had legal immunity as Supreme Leader (likely causing everyone to riot and commit sedition).
 * Attempted bribery: Alfonso attempted to bribe a police officer with unusual items in order to bail Jake out. He evaded the police when he busted Jake out of jail and was never charged.
 * Defenestration: He, Banelard, and Big Martin throw Ms Purple of the gorge from the Super Smash Bros.
 * Contract killing and causing a gang war: He showed up a GTA SA of Krysten killing gangsters on his causing both Big Smoke and CJ to assault Krysten, resulting to a gang war against him.
 * Battery: He even hits a bunch of Zombehs in the head, and even hitting Johnny with a bat.
 * Property damage:
 * Genocide: Alfonso do to this many times, eventually he kills the Crewmates and Impostors in the Skeld after he finds another Among Us meme. He even uses the Infinity Gauntlet to kill Sarge's soldiers. He also unintentionally commits Turtle genocide due to the Gauntlet being on the wrong setting.
 * Hit and Run: He also ran over a Pikachu.
 * Stealing: He Stole Krysten's Sussy Notebook and giving it to his King.
 * Various other offenses: During his appearances Alfonso committed multiple crimes, and he thought about it to be justified.

Powers and Abilities

 * Multiple Lives
 * Superhuman strength
 * Pyrokinesis
 * Agility
 * Mischief
 * CAPturing
 * Superhuman Speed
 * Superhuman Reflexes
 * Superhuman Durability
 * Hand-to-Hand Skill
 * Giant Size and Strength
 * Sub-Zero Temperature Tolerant
 * Anaerobic Functioning
 * Master manipulation
 * Trash talking
 * Intelligence (sometimes)
 * Rapping skills
 * Hacking skills
 * Fighting skills
 * Head Removal
 * Dancing
 * Alfonso Ball Powers
 * Awesome Bomb
 * Swordsmanship
 * Clone Jutsu
 * Cartoon Physics
 * Regeneration
 * Annoyance
 * Archery
 * Mind Control Resistance
 * Teleportation/Peace Out

Immortal

 * Devastating Slash Attack

Weaknesses

 * Slow speed
 * Impulsiveness
 * Cowardice (sometimes)
 * Poor Rapping and Cooking Skills
 * Numbness
 * Megalomania

List of jobs

 * Avatar (life job)
 * Adventurer
 * Rapper
 * Artist
 * Drug dealer
 * YouTuber
 * Myth Buster
 * Superhero/Vigilante/Crimefighter (formerly)
 * Soldier (formerly)
 * Pizza delivery boy (formerly)
 * 13 Group Member
 * Co-leader of Dingus Club
 * Tech support (formerly)
 * Nightguard (formerly)
 * McDonald's Employee (formerly)
 * Subway Employee
 * Scam Artist
 * Game Show Host
 * Hotel Manager (formerly)
 * Actor
 * Mafia Boss (formerly)
 * Bounty Hunter
 * Wife Hunter
 * Criminal
 * Plumber
 * Covert agent
 * Salesman
 * Anime Smuggler (formerly)
 * King Red's Minion (formerly)
 * King of the Philippines (formerly)
 * Firefighter (unlicensed)
 * Awesome Games host
 * Guard For Casino Cola to work for his king

Weapons

 * Legendary Sword
 * AK-47
 * MP5
 * Glock 17
 * Lucky Can
 * Chainsaw
 * Shovel
 * Silver Colt M1911
 * TF2's shotgun
 * Banana
 * Teleporter
 * Among Us
 * DEFINITELY NOT PENIS Sword
 * His Beanie
 * Fire Flower
 * His Nose
 * Stick
 * Lever Shotgun
 * Baseball Bat

Quotes

 * "WHAT THE HONK!"
 * "Cola Head."
 * "Oooh... fuck!"
 * "Pingas."
 * "Alfonso's gonna do something very illegal!"
 * "Gangnam Style."
 * "Tokyo drift."
 * "Cuz I'm awesome."
 * "Get to da choppa!"
 * "Home-frickin-run!"
 * "Bro you just posted cringe."
 * "You Killed my Brother You Sons of a Bitches!"
 * "You don't fuck, with the Alfonso."
 * "Maybe you should shut the fuck up!"
 * "SO LONG SUCKAS!"
 * "The name's .XML...AA13, .XML! I'm an up-and-coming rapper who wants to touch on every music genre!! And to an extent, your daughter."
 * "LOL"
 * "WHY YOU LITTLE!"
 * "KOBE"
 * "That's what she said."
 * "Objects that shoved up my ass".
 * NO GOD! NO GOD! PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * "Dying is gay."
 * "HEY."
 * "Say hello to my lil friend!"
 * Oh shit!"
 * "FUCK MY LIFE!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Me Gusta."
 * "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
 * "I am having swag."
 * "SKOOL SUCKS!"
 * "GOD DAMMIT!"
 * "Itsa me, Bitch!"
 * "RIP"
 * "Sayonara!"
 * "Catchphrase."
 * "Fuck Skim Milk! I'm Fuck the Skim Milk! I'm G-! I'm Gonna Fu-! I'M GONNA FUCK THE SKIM MILK! I'M GONNA STI-. I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK INTO THE SKIM MILK!"
 * "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU...PLAYYYYYYYYYYY!"
 * "Why u always snitchin' on me?"
 * "How about you suck my penis!"
 * "WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!"
 * "It's time for our destiny!"
 * "I have no idea what am I talking about, I think I'm just in. [Whispering] feel in love with you."
 * "This place is a CUCKOO-CRAZY!"
 * "Hey I just found the real Lance he's the funniest guy I ever met and he told me he doesn't give his phone number out to RUDE PIECES OF SHIT!"
 * "And I sung. AaAAAAaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaa"
 * "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEL! TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAANDS!"
 * "Get Rekt."
 * "AWESOME!"
 * "Deez Nuts."
 * "You ended my friends. I'am so FUCKING DONE WITH YOU! I will rip your shitty mustache, you're military base, and you're FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK RIGHT-HAND MAN!"
 * "I have Snake AIDS"
 * "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
 * "How lucky are you?"
 * "You fucked it honkin my arm!
 * "No, rape town is... is... never mind."
 * "No, rape town is... is... never mind."

Trivia

 * Alfonso drinks a lot of Coca Cola.
 * He even was not a fan of Diet Coke due to haven't got a diet yet.
 * King Red hates Alfonso because he made him drop his sandwich.
 * His favorite color is Red.
 * Rafaeluscus is actually Alfonso's twin brother.
 * Alfonso's "WHAT THE HONK!" catchphrase is a reference of Karl Jacob's infamous quote
 * His character is based on to Edd, Player, Jack CopperZ, Peter Griffin, Bart Simpson, Gumball Watterson and Mario.
 * Alfonso seems to enjoy playing Dan The Man.
 * It was revealed that the whole universe is Alfonso's avatar.
 * He even wears a Beanie just like Player in GameToons.