AwesomeAlfonso13

"WHAT THE HONK!"

- AwesomeAlfonso13 when he is mad

AwesomeAlfonso13 is the titular main protagonist of the The 13 Group series. He is the stick figure counterpart of Alfonso Rebong.

He is an mischievous adventurer who is Pio and David's best friend, Rafaeluscus' abusive twin brother, the whole universe's avatar, King Red's arch-nemesis, Ms Purple's boyfriend, and the member of The 13 Group. Alfonso is an immensely reckless, irresponsible, and troublemaking dumbass, befitting the comedic nature of the series. His selfish and chaotic behavior often antagonizes and ruins people's lives. Yet when things are at their absolute worst, Alfonso cares very deeply about his friends, especially his best friends, and his brother Rafaeluscus.

Roles
He serves as the main protagonist of Season 1, one of the four main protagonists (alongside Banelard, Big Martin, and Wayne Smith) in Season 2-4 and The Collection of Redemption, the Main protagonist in GlysomeGro Day Rappy Corruption: Reimagined, one of the 3 deuteragonists (alongside Banelard and Big Martin) of Revival, the overarching antagonist of The Superhero But Whole, the main antagonist of Beanie Destroyer, the main protagonist of Season 7 and The YouTube Arc, a major protagonist in Breaking Banelard, the main protagonist of Season 9 and The Lawsuit Arc, the tritagonist of It's Gotta Be Perfect Movie, and the main protagonist of AwesomeAlfonso Night Funkin'.

Appearance
AwesomeAlfonso13 appears like all other simple red stickmen; a red stickfigure with white eyes and mouth he even wears glasses and a red beanie.

Personality
AwesomeAlfonso13 is a lazy, mischievous, foul-mouthed, reckless, dimwitted, arrogant, and occasionally selfish person who causes a great deal of harm and misery to those around him. He has been depicted his traits as a pervert, zoophile, racist, drug addict, and arsonist, though he long abandoned these traits.

Alfonso's extreme laziness has made him a hater of socializing (though it was temporary) and exercising. He also sometimes refuses to help his friends, family, and other people, even in life-or-world-threatening, situations unless, convinced, blackmailed, or threatened, making him somewhat of a sociopath with little empathy for others. Aldo he is irresponsible as he stops the Shy Guys to Take over the world. he refused to stop the Dingus Destroyer Military from causing chaos in Philippines, despite the Dingus Destroyer Military's genocidal tendencies.

Alfonso is also a rather cruel prankster, as where he ruthlessly pranked Jacob in a flashback. The Anti-Jacob personality did not take these pranks well, claiming it was all the more reason to kill Alfonso and the others. He is sometimes shown to be just a cowardly and wimpy as Rafaeluscus, usually trying to back down from fights from powerful opponents.

Alfonso tends to be very rude, sarcastic, and mean. he used to flipping people when he insulted them. He constantly used to be addicted to Coca-Cola and Doritos, however Alfonso makes somewhat dimwitted ideas and acts kinda stupid and becomes so disrespectful.

He is also short-tempered, capable of getting annoyed easily, and always lashes out at people (including his brother Rafaeluscus) when he reaches his breaking point, which also leads to his infamous quote "WHAT THE HONK!". Alfonso is also a sore loser, can be very demanding and also stubborn.

His biggest flaw though is his everyday annoyances and lack of common sense, something to which he created a YouTube channel TheAwesomeAlfonso to get GlysomeGro's attention and surpass his level of popularity. however some people insulting him with slurs and names (such as "moron", "dumbass", and "retard") which leads him to assault, murder, theft them until he gets arrested several times. Although normally being unintelligent, Alfonso shows the signs of being such smarter than he seems. Alfonso's first notable moment of intelligence where he was able to figure out that he and GlysomeGro and would fall all the way down to King Red's bouncy castle from space. He is also good at rapping until he gets blue balled all the time, also he makes crude makeshift gang where his friends were gone.

Alfonso hates the idea of Ghost Wayne getting killed from before Wayne's arrival. In the end, he becomes responsible to Wayne Smith as they reunited again.

Criminal Record
Throughout his misadventures, AwesomeAlfonso13 has often broken the law in some episodes.


 * Assault and Murder: Due to his short temper, Alfonso has assaulted and killed so many people when they annoyed him, the most recent example where assaulted and threw an airplane pilot out of a plane for insulting him.
 * Aircraft Hijacking: Alfonso has hijacked two planes by going through the cockpit and kill those who were in there only when one of the fight attends ran out of Coca Cola or when they never heard about it.
 * Torture: He tortured Rafaeluscus ruthlessly with a trash-talking parrot and pole-dancing chicken due to the latter owing him money, but not paying it.
 * Animal Theft and Abuse: He stole animals from a farm to teach preschoolers about what sounds animals make, and kicked a cow. More recently, he is infamous for throwing baby penguins off cliffs and kicking Jacob's little brother for nothing more than cruelty and amusement.
 * Attempted Bank Robbery: He attempts to break into bank by using various gadgets, basically he disguises himself as a money bag and taken to the bank and only to be arrested by touching the lasers.
 * Using Confiscated Things and Hijacking: After Coca Cola was banned from the Philippines, Alfonso and Johnny tried to bring it back by hijacking a truck filled with cans.
 * Destroying Companies: Alfonso proceeded to dismantle Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, the three biggest video game companies, by killing Shigeru Miyamoto and Master Hand, shooting down Microsoft HQ, and slapping all of Sony's employees and security guards, all as an example.
 * Framing: Alfonso constantly frames people (mainly Rafaeluscus) for things that he does just to save his own skin from a beatdown, he framed Pio for murder and made up as excuse that he did it for winning a Super Smash Bros. match (he later used the same excuse at the end of the video when interrogated by Detective Pikachu as to why he stole King Red's statue, causing the latter to throw him in lava and burn him alive In retribution).
 * Reckless Driving: Alfonso sometimes is very bad at driving, which leads to him accidentally causing chaos and killing people, where he ran over and possibly killed a citizen with his kart
 * Sexual Harassment: He sexually harassed everyone by touching their butts.
 * Rampaging: He had a challenge where he had to walk backwards for 24 hours. While he did the challenge though, he unknowing destroyed everything behind him and endangered people, which lead to the Police assuming him insane and trying to arrest him. In the end, the entire military is called to kill him, and they end up nuking the whole city.
 * Kidnapping: He stole the man's daughter without a second. He also kidnapped a lot of people to host his Awesome games show.
 * Illegal Smuggling: Alfonso done this so many times where he became the newest member of the Anime Cartel, a criminal organization that smuggled anime into the Philippines after its banning. After Ms Purple lifted the ban, Alfonso's charges were probably dropped.
 * Speeding and Resisting Arrest: He could choose to ride a kart in order to catch up to King Red, but ended up going so fast that a cop pulled him over and prepared to arrest. However Alfonso continues starts driving, causing the Police to chase after him. Alfonso has resisted arrest multiple times.
 * Extortion: On some occasions, Alfonso threatens to hurt people if they don't do what he says. He threatened to murder GlysomeGro's family the latter did no give him a shout-out on YouTube.
 * Trespassing: Alfonso trespassed into a police station and a school respectively, to do a specific action (in the former, he attempted to break Madd Dogg's son Jake out of jail due to Jake being accused of orchestrating a car crash, and in the latter, he and The 13 Group attempted different clubs).
 * Tax Fraud: Alfonso, not knowing how to pay taxes, committed fraud by writing down in the paper that he and Rafaeluscus made on money. This made Hal Monitor break into the Alfonso's house and arrest him. His charges were dropped for helping Mr. Monitor taking down the Grand Council of Tax Fraud.
 * Child Abuse: He has done this many times, he strangles Rafaeluscus after he accidentally deleted he save file in Gangster Fighter causing Rafaeluscus scream and his mother using belt whacking Alfonso away. He even threw Playtime at the trash can, Alfonso then say the phrase "KICK THE BABY" before kicking Jacob's little brother with extreme force.
 * Arson: He burned down his own school to the ground due to how he was acting insane.
 * Abuse of power: When Alfonso became King, he executed more authoritarian tendencies as his rule goes on. He was never charged as he had legal immunity as Supreme Leader (likely causing everyone to riot and commit sedition).
 * Attempted bribery: Alfonso attempted to bribe a police officer with unusual items in order to bail Jake out. He evaded the police when he busted Jake out of jail and was never charged.
 * Defenestration: He, Banelard, and Big Martin throw Ms Purple of the gorge from the Super Smash Bros.
 * Contract killing and causing a gang war: He showed up a GTA SA of Krysten killing gangsters on his causing both Big Smoke and CJ to assault Krysten, resulting to a gang war against him.
 * Battery: He even hits a bunch of Zombehs in the head, and even hitting Johnny with a bat.
 * Property damage:
 * Genocide: Alfonso do to this many times, eventually he kills the Crewmates and Impostors in the Skeld after he finds another Among Us meme. He even uses the Infinity Gauntlet to kill Sarge's soldiers. He also unintentionally commits Turtle genocide due to the Gauntlet being on the wrong setting.
 * Various other offenses: During his appearances Alfonso committed multiple crimes, and he thought about it to be justified.

Powers Abilities

 * Multiple Lives
 * Superhuman strength
 * Pyrokinesis
 * Mischief
 * CAPturing
 * Superhuman Speed
 * Superhuman Reflexes
 * Superhuman Durability
 * Hand-to-Hand Skill
 * Giant Size and Strength
 * Sub-Zero Temperature Tolerant
 * Anaerobic Functioning
 * Master manipulation
 * Trash talking
 * Intelligence
 * Rapping skills
 * Hacking skills
 * Fighting skills
 * Head Removal
 * Dancing
 * Alfonso Ball Powers
 * Awesome Bomb
 * Master Sword Removal
 * Clone Jutsu
 * Cartoon Physics
 * Regeneration
 * Annoyance
 * Pilancy
 * Mind Control Resistance
 * Teleportation/Peace Out

Immortal

 * Devastating Slash Attack

Weaknesses

 * Slow speed
 * Impulsiveness
 * Poor Rapping and Cooking Skills
 * Numbness
 * Megalomania

List of jobs

 * Avatar (life job)
 * Adventurer
 * Rapper
 * Artist
 * Drug dealer
 * YouTuber
 * Myth Buster
 * Superhero/Vigilante/Crimefighter (formerly)
 * Soldier (formerly)
 * Pizza delivery boy (formerly)
 * 13 Group Member
 * Co-leader of Dingus Club
 * Nightguard (formerly)
 * McDonald's Employee (formerly)
 * Subway Employee
 * Scam Artist
 * Game Show Host
 * Hotel Manager (formerly)
 * Actor
 * Mafia Boss (formerly)
 * Bounty Hunter
 * Criminal
 * Plumber
 * Salesman
 * Anime Smuggler (formerly)
 * King Red's Minion (formerly)
 * King of the Philippines (formerly)
 * Firefighter (unlicensed)
 * Awesome Games host

Trivia

 * Alfonso drinks a lot of Coca Cola.
 * He even was not a fan of Diet Coke due to haven't got a diet yet.
 * King Red hates Alfonso because he made him drop his sandwich.
 * His favorite color is Red.
 * Rafaeluscus is actually Alfonso's twin brother.
 * Alfonso's "WHAT THE HONK!" catchphrase is a reference of Karl Jacob's infamous quote
 * His character is based on to Edd, Player, Jack CopperZ, and Mario.
 * It was revealed that the whole universe is Alfonso's avatar.
 * He even wears a Beanie just like Player in GameToons.