Derek "Quiet" Clarke

Derek "Quiet" Clarke is a singer and the founder of his band "Derek's Awful Band". He first appeared in The Bullet Is Helping Me!. Before Derek and his band had made their hit, The Bullet Is Helping Me! (song), his band used to suck very much. He would sing very quietly during the recording of songs. The rest of his band could actually do a great job but they would put little to no effort, and would only stay in his band to get paid.

During the recording of their hit song, in some takes, Derek would sing stuff like "This boy's helping me.", or "Boy's helping me." and the song would loop on that for 3 minutes. However; during one of the takes, Lark, the band's illegal pet penguin, hurt Derek, leading him to scream out "THE BOY'S HELPING ME!" and "THE BULLET'S HELPIN' ME! OW!" (during mixing, they played a gun shooting sound effect after when he said that), which turned the song into a heavy rock song and the band at their very best, including the entire band singing during the song.

The song turned out to be their best hit, and transformed Derek into a rockstar.