AwesomeAlfonso13

"WHAT THE HONK!"

- AwesomeAlfonso13 when he is mad "I'm always the guy who cause a lot of chaos in this city. I'm mostly the reckless person, I do have friends. But as long I like Coca Cola, I'm good."

- AwesomeAlfonso13

AwesomeAlfonso13 is the titular main protagonist of the AwesomeAlfonso: 13 Group Mayhem as well one of the main characters (alongside Johnny and Pio). He is the stick figure counterpart of Alfonso Rebong.

He is a reckless and immoral red stick figure who is almost never takes anything seriously. He is Pio and David's best friend, Rafaeluscus' twin brother, the whole universe's avatar, King Red's arch-nemesis, Ms Purple's boyfriend, and the member of The 13 Group. Alfonso is an immensely reckless, clumsy and troublemaking person, befitting the comedic nature of the series. His selfish and chaotic behavior often antagonizes and ruins people's lives. Alfonso usually had big addiction to Coca-Cola and Doritos, Yet when things are at their absolute worst, Alfonso proves capable of even an ounce of destructiveness and compassion. He cares very deeply about his friends, especially his best friends, and his brother Rafaeluscus.

Roles
He is the main protagonist of Season 1, one of the main protagonists (alongside Johnny and Pio) of Season 2-4 and The Collection of Redemption. He also serves as the main protagonist in GlysomeGro Day Rappy Corruption: Reimagined, one of the three deuteragonists (alongside Big Martin and Banelard) of the Revival.

He is one of the three main antagonists of Indie Awesome, serving as the main protagonist of Season 7 and The YouTube Arc, one of the two deuteragonists (alongside Pio) in The End, the major character in Breaking Banelard, The main protagonist of Season 9 and The Lawsuit Arc.

He serves as one of the main protagonists of Season 10, He is also the anti-heroic main protagonist of AwesomeAlfonso Night Funkin' and FlipaClip's GlysomeGro 2, being the tritagonist of IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT and WESTERN COLA, and the secondary antagonist of The Notebook Spy Mission.

Biography
Alfonso was revealed to be an extra-terrestrial creature in AwesomeAlfonso: Origins. In simple terms, He gained his superhuman powers during his time in space. He saved Pio and Johnny by Alfonuardo's friends and bullies in school.

His catchphrase's simply "Cola Head", but on many occasions, He most infamous quotes are "WHAT THE HONK!", "Cuz I'm awesome", and even "Alfonso's gonna do something very illegal!". He made some various quotes in episodes.

6 years later, he was found and adopted by his unnamed parents where he met Rafaeluscus and Chloe and formed a bond with them (though Alfonso would occasionally mistreat Rafaeluscus). When he and Rafaeluscus attended high school, Alfonso was a pranking student after he had some cool memories. He then does his rapping skills in the stage and got a A+ and received many F's in classes, He even become 1st place as his drawing is better than Alfonuardo but he got revenge on Alfonso by calling him in 2nd place. However he then later used drugs and becomes insane, He burned the whole school down which make look like a violent character.

Afterward, Alfonso meets and joins the 13 Group, he then befriends Banelard, Big Martin, Wayne Smith, Benedict, Krysten, Jacob, and David who have been fought into Dingus Destroyer Military led by Reginald Destroyer and Right-Hand Man, until Alfonso had some superhuman abilities which make him kill many Soldiers otherwise he finally finishes Reginald Destroyer and Right-Hand Man but Alfonso almost gets his soul taken by his arch-nemesis, King Red, the king of the underworld. Alfonso prevents King Red from taking soul and gets away with it, However the war of 13 Group and Dingus Destroyer Military doesn't end here. But Alfonso and his friends still go into adventures, which made ended up into dangerous situations.

According to Alfonso Simulator, Alfonso dies in the year Chicken.

Appearance
AwesomeAlfonso13 appears like all other simple red stickmen; a red stickfigure with white eyes and mouth he even wears glasses and a red beanie.

Personality
AwesomeAlfonso13 is fairly lazy, mischievous, foul-mouthed, reckless, arrogant, and occasionally selfish and dishonest person who goes around all the time drinking cola, getting into chaos, and swearing at everybody. He seems to think he is popular and has lots of swag, Alfonso is in reality, an attention-hogging streaker who has been depicted as a chaotic stick figure.

Although Alfonso is fairly clumsy, he is notably cockier and more reckless and sometimes chooses to act stupidly. This often leads to moments of injuries, including jumping into a burning pool of Cola, nearly getting bit by Vampire Pio on numerous occasions, and generally putting himself into incredibly dangerous situations such as pressing several random buttons in Peel's lab. He is often prone to making foolish decisions, like using white paint on a cannon which destroys the fence, he takes off the sweater even though it can save his life from danger while King Red is there to get him. However, the latter scenario could also suggest that Alfonso may occasionally lack a sense of self preservation, possibly brought on as a result of his own reckless nature. He has many moments of chaos, arrogance, and being an overall jerk, however, and willing to help his friends in need.

Alfonso's extreme laziness has made him a hater of socializing (though it was temporary) and exercising. He also sometimes refuses to help his friends, family, and other people, even in life-or-world-threatening, situations unless, convinced, blackmailed, or threatened, making him somewhat of a sociopath with little empathy for others. Aldo he is irresponsible as he stops the Shy Guys to Take over the world. he refused to stop the Dingus Destroyer Military from causing chaos in Philippines, despite the Dingus Destroyer Military's genocidal tendencies. Alfonso is (like the comic character Deadpool) a "perfect murder" since severely killed many Zombehs alongside Johnny, Pio and Peel where it showcasing his ruthlessness.

In earlier episodes, Alfonso was sometimes displayed with self-centered and sadistic behavior such as willfully injuring Peel to try and win over Kim, not caring about Pio being stuck in a zombie infested train station, abandoning Pio after his arm was bitten off by a zombie, grieving over the loss of a Coke machine to Pio's zombie horde rather than mourning over Peel's death, torturing Rafaeluscus ruthlessly with a pole-dancing chicken and a trash-talking parrot for not owning him money and willfully shoving Johnny into a dangerous set of booby traps lethally injuring him. However, this aspect of Alfonso's personality has disappeared in later episodes.

Alfonso is also a rather cruel prankster, as where he ruthlessly pranked Jacob in a flashback. The Anti-Jacob personality did not take these pranks well, claiming it was all the more reason to kill Alfonso and the others. He is sometimes shown to be just a cowardly and wimpy as Rafaeluscus, usually trying to back down from fights from powerful opponents.

Alfonso also tends to be very rude, sarcastic, disobedient, and mean. he used to flipping off people when he insulted them. He constantly does things that other people tell him not to which often causes problems for his friends and sometimes the world, though this behavior might be attributed to curiosity. However he can often being disrespectful and misogynistic towards women out frustration.

He is also short-tempered, capable of getting annoyed easily, and always lashes out at people (including his brother Rafaeluscus) when he reaches his breaking point, which also leads to his infamous quote "WHAT THE HONK!". Alfonso is also a sore loser, can be very demanding and stubborn. Usually, whenever he gets slightly annoyed or angry, like when he got a "crappy" or "shitty" item or his YouTube videos get ruined by everyone (mostly Rafaeluscus), he openly makes a comment to showcase his rage.

Alfonso also has a very strong love for Cola as in a flashback, he had ordered 8 Kegs of Cola though his order was mixed up with his nemesis and sort of counterpart Alfonuardo's order of Diet Coke, he orders 2 gallons of Cola from the waitress in Bob's Diner. This shows he has a huge obsession with Coca Cola, he also has a love for Doritos.

His biggest flaw is his fuel of comedic rants at everyday annoyances and lack of common sense, something to which he created a YouTube channel TheAwesomeAlfonso to get GlysomeGro's attention and surpass his level of popularity. however some people insulting him with slurs and names (such as "moron", "dumbass", and "retard") which leads him to assault, murder, theft them until he gets arrested several times.

He is also highly egotistical and narcissistic where he often exaggerates his accomplishments and believes he is better than those around him, which leads to him have a massive ego. When not tamed properly, his ego can drive him to do some pretty jerky things. Alfonso have a short-lived jealousy towards him before he realizes he is wrong. His ego also explains his relationship with Krysten; the fact that Krysten is so effortlessly criticizes and drives Alfonso to expose him for being scummier than he lets on, his ego also makes him very impulsive.

Normally being a reckless moron, Alfonso shows the signs of being such smarter than he seems. Alfonso's first notable moment of intelligence where he was able to figure out that he and GlysomeGro and would fall all the way down to King Red's bouncy castle from space, when he finds himself unable to walk without slipping due to the floor being covered in ink, he uses an Inkling to skate back to the non-ink covered areas of the floor. Alfonso used a green pillow as a decoy for the Green Crewmate to trick Xenomorph disguised as the Brown Impostor from being deprived from his gun. In recent episodes, Alfonso seems to have completely disappeared, where his intelligent side is more prominent: he relied on intelligence instead of his usual violence to solve his problems, such as when he was underwater. He is also good at rapping until he gets blue balled all the time.

The cruelest side of him is shown when he acquired the YouTube Remote that Susan Wojcicki dropped. Alfonso completely abused the device on everyone; friends, family citizens, all without regretting what happened to them, (including getting an electric eel biting Rafael's crotch and sending Krysten into the Internet Graveyard which he then quipped that "nothing of value was lost"). Even after the remote broke, causing time to stop, Alfonso continued to torture characters like they were playthings. Alfonso is also shown to go mad with power, where he turned the Philippine Kingdom Government into a fascist government, which cost the lives of many citizens. However, he seems to have had a change of heart with this trait, no longer acting as cruelly as he did in said episode even when he reaches a certain degree of power.

His best friend is Pio. Pio takes part in Alfonso's schemes and is often a victim of Alfonso's manipulations and deceptions. The two have a very complicated relationship, as Alfonso sometimes takes advantage of Pio's good nature, and his own schemes fail due to Pio's foolishness or Alfonso’s own stupidity. Alfonso has a bad influence because he has a tendency of getting himself and Pio into trouble.

In more recent episodes, Alfonso is often very kind, optimistic and caring towards others, showing concern for Johnny, he quickly regenerated Pio's arm with a healing gun after it was blasted off by Johnny, he gave Peel a warm welcome home and a hug, he was willing to save Christmas twice during the Zanta Claws trilogy, he worried about Pio's safety, he tried to feed a mostly limbless zombie candy floss (Alfonso mistook him for a suffering starving individual) and he apologized to Alfonuardo for teasing him after losing an art contest. Despite disliking and abusing him whenever Rafael annoyed him, he usually does care about Rafaeluscus by being protective whenever his brother gets bullied at times, Alfonso also chooses to save Rafael over the pizza. He also comforted David when he first lost the Clash Royale. He was extremely desperate to find and save David when he was abducted by Alfonso's former Anime Cartel boss Francis to extract his ink. At the end of the arc, Alfonso reveals that he is self-aware that he is a handful, but nonetheless, he still cares about his friends. In The YouTube Arc, his closest friends were seemingly erased by Reginald Destroyer, leaving the red stick figure horrified and distraught. This is most on display during The Lawsuit Arc, where Alfonso drops all recklessness and works to save his friends from Lawyer Dude.

Also he makes crude makeshift gang where his friends were gone, he loses his temper and later on his sanity from having nobody to talk. He becomes arrogant and aggressive when he refuses to help his friends, despite his arrogance moments that he truly does care his friends by the way. He appears to have Attention Deficit Disorder, a few sociopathic tendencies, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and Bipolar Disorder.

Like his counterpart, He refers to people who have gone insane as "cuckoo-crazy". He is sometimes as a mostly horrible, and sometimes almost irredeemably malicious jerk in some older videos.

Alfonso hates the idea of Ghost Wayne getting killed from before Wayne's arrival. In the end, he becomes responsible to Wayne Smith as they reunited again.

As of Krysten's Sussy Notebook, he returned to his default personality of being ruthless, violent, anarchic, egotistical, short-tempered, manipulative, and sadistic when he brought the titular notebook to Ray at Casino Cola.

Criminal Record
Throughout his misadventures, AwesomeAlfonso13 has often broken the law in some episodes.


 * Assault and Murder: Due to his short temper, Alfonso has assaulted and killed so many people when they annoyed him, the most recent example where assaulted and threw an airplane pilot out of a plane for insulting him.
 * Aircraft Hijacking: Alfonso has hijacked two planes by going through the cockpit and kill those who were in there only when one of the fight attends ran out of Coca Cola or when they never heard about it.
 * Torture: He tortured Rafaeluscus ruthlessly with a trash-talking parrot and pole-dancing chicken due to the latter owing him money, but not paying it.
 * Animal Theft and Abuse: He stole animals from a farm to teach preschoolers about what sounds animals make, and kicked a cow. More recently, he is infamous for throwing baby penguins off cliffs and kicking Jacob's little brother for nothing more than cruelty and amusement.
 * Attempted Bank Robbery: He attempts to break into bank by using various gadgets, basically he disguises himself as a money bag and taken to the bank and only to be arrested by touching the lasers.
 * Using Confiscated Things and Hijacking: After Coca Cola was banned from the Philippines, Alfonso and Johnny tried to bring it back by hijacking a truck filled with cans.
 * Destroying Companies: Alfonso proceeded to dismantle Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, the three biggest video game companies, by killing Shigeru Miyamoto and Master Hand, shooting down Microsoft HQ, and slapping all of Sony's employees and security guards, all as an example.
 * Framing: Alfonso constantly frames people (mainly Rafaeluscus) for things that he does just to save his own skin from a beatdown, he framed Pio for murder and made up as excuse that he did it for winning a Super Smash Bros. match (he later used the same excuse at the end of the video when interrogated by Detective Pikachu as to why he stole King Red's statue, causing the latter to throw him in lava and burn him alive In retribution).
 * Reckless Driving: Alfonso sometimes is very bad at driving, which leads to him accidentally causing chaos and killing people, where he ran over and possibly killed a citizen with his kart
 * Sexual Harassment: He sexually harassed everyone by touching their butts.
 * Rampaging: He had a challenge where he had to walk backwards for 24 hours. While he did the challenge though, he unknowing destroyed everything behind him and endangered people, which lead to the Police assuming him insane and trying to arrest him. In the end, the entire military is called to kill him, and they end up nuking the whole city.
 * Kidnapping: He stole the man's daughter without a second. He also kidnapped a lot of people to host his Awesome games show.
 * Vandalism: Alfonso vandalized Reginald's car with the spray words saying: "Pingas",
 * Illegal Smuggling: Alfonso done this so many times where he became the newest member of the Anime Cartel, a criminal organization that smuggled anime into the Philippines after its banning. After Ms Purple lifted the ban, Alfonso's charges were probably dropped.
 * Speeding and Resisting Arrest: He could choose to ride a kart in order to catch up to King Red, but ended up going so fast that a cop pulled him over and prepared to arrest. However Alfonso continues starts driving, causing the Police to chase after him. Alfonso has resisted arrest multiple times.
 * Extortion: On some occasions, Alfonso threatens to hurt people if they don't do what he says. He threatened to murder GlysomeGro's family the latter did no give him a shout-out on YouTube.
 * Trespassing: Alfonso trespassed into a police station and a school respectively, to do a specific action (in the former, he attempted to break Madd Dogg's son Jake out of jail due to Jake being accused of orchestrating a car crash, and in the latter, he and The 13 Group attempted different clubs).
 * Tax Fraud: Alfonso, not knowing how to pay taxes, committed fraud by writing down in the paper that he and Rafaeluscus made on money. This made Hal Monitor break into the Alfonso's house and arrest him. His charges were dropped for helping Mr. Monitor taking down the Grand Council of Tax Fraud.
 * Child and Sibling Abuse: He has done this many times, he abused and strangles Rafaeluscus after he does something deleting and somewhat destroying Alfonso's stuff which the latter had a sibling rivalry with him. He even threw Playtime at the trash can, Alfonso then say the phrase "KICK THE BABY" before kicking Jacob's little brother with extreme force.
 * Arson: He burned down his own school to the ground due to how he was acting insane.
 * Abuse of power: When Alfonso became King, he executed more authoritarian tendencies as his rule goes on. He was never charged as he had legal immunity as Supreme Leader (likely causing everyone to riot and commit sedition).
 * Attempted bribery: Alfonso attempted to bribe a police officer with unusual items in order to bail Jake out. He evaded the police when he busted Jake out of jail and was never charged.
 * Defenestration: He, Banelard, and Big Martin throw Ms Purple of the gorge from the Super Smash Bros.
 * Contract killing and causing a gang war: He showed up a GTA SA of Krysten killing gangsters on his causing both Big Smoke and CJ to assault Krysten, resulting to a gang war against him.
 * Battery: He even hits a bunch of Zombehs in the head, and even hitting Johnny with a bat.
 * Property damage:
 * Genocide: Alfonso do to this many times, eventually he kills the Crewmates and Impostors in the Skeld after he finds another Among Us meme. He even uses the Infinity Gauntlet to kill Sarge's soldiers. He also unintentionally commits Turtle genocide due to the Gauntlet being on the wrong setting.
 * Hit and Run: He also ran over a Pikachu.
 * Stealing: He Stole Krysten's Sussy Notebook and giving it to his King.
 * Various other offenses: During his appearances Alfonso committed multiple crimes, and he thought about it to be justified.

Powers and Abilities

 * Multiple Lives
 * Superhuman strength
 * Pyrokinesis
 * Agility
 * Mischief
 * CAPturing
 * Superhuman Speed
 * Superhuman Reflexes
 * Superhuman Durability
 * Hand-to-Hand Skill
 * Giant Size and Strength
 * Sub-Zero Temperature Tolerant
 * Anaerobic Functioning
 * Master manipulation
 * Trash talking
 * Intelligence (sometimes)
 * Rapping skills
 * Hacking skills
 * Fighting skills
 * Head Removal
 * Dancing
 * Alfonso Ball Powers
 * Awesome Bomb
 * Swordsmanship
 * Clone Jutsu
 * Cartoon Physics
 * Regeneration
 * Annoyance
 * Archery
 * Mind Control Resistance
 * Teleportation/Peace Out

Immortal

 * Devastating Slash Attack

Weaknesses

 * Slow speed
 * Impulsiveness
 * Cowardice (sometimes)
 * Poor Rapping and Cooking Skills
 * Numbness
 * Megalomania

List of jobs

 * Avatar (life job)
 * Adventurer
 * Rapper
 * Artist
 * Drug dealer
 * YouTuber
 * Myth Buster
 * Superhero/Vigilante/Crimefighter (formerly)
 * Soldier (formerly)
 * Pizza delivery boy (formerly)
 * 13 Group Member
 * Co-leader of Dingus Club
 * Tech support (formerly)
 * Nightguard (formerly)
 * McDonald's Employee (formerly)
 * Subway Employee
 * Scam Artist
 * Game Show Host
 * Hotel Manager (formerly)
 * Actor
 * Mafia Boss (formerly)
 * Bounty Hunter
 * Wife Hunter
 * Criminal
 * Plumber
 * Covert agent
 * Salesman
 * Anime Smuggler (formerly)
 * King Red's Minion (formerly)
 * King of the Philippines (formerly)
 * Firefighter (unlicensed)
 * Awesome Games host
 * Security guard For Casino Cola (formerly)

Weapons

 * Legendary Sword
 * AK-47
 * MP5
 * Glock 17
 * Lucky Can
 * Chainsaw
 * Shovel
 * Silver Colt M1911
 * TF2's shotgun
 * Banana
 * Teleporter
 * Among Us
 * DEFINITELY NOT PENIS Sword
 * His Beanie
 * Fire Flower
 * Stick
 * Lever Shotgun
 * Baseball Bat

Quotes

 * "WHAT THE HONK!"
 * "Cola Head."
 * "Cuz I'm awesome."
 * "Oooh... fuck!"
 * "Pingas."
 * "Alfonso's gonna do something very illegal!"
 * "Gangnam Style."
 * "Tokyo drift."
 * "Get to da choppa!"
 * "Home-frickin-run!"
 * "Bro you just posted cringe."
 * "I ain't too worried about it."
 * "You Killed my Brother You Sons of a Bitches!"
 * "You don't fuck, with the Alfonso."
 * "Maybe you should shut the fuck up!"
 * "SO LONG SUCKAS!"
 * "The name's AA13! I'm an up-and-coming rapper who wants to touch on every music genre!! And to an extent, your daughter."
 * "LOL"
 * "WHY YOU LITTLE!"
 * "KOBE"
 * "That's what she said."
 * "Objects that shoved up my ass".
 * NO GOD! NO GOD! PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * "Dying is gay."
 * "HEY."
 * "Say hello to my lil friend!"
 * Oh shit!"
 * "FUCK MY LIFE!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Me Gusta."
 * "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
 * "I am having swag."
 * "SKOOL SUCKS!"
 * "GOD DAMMIT!"
 * "Itsa me, Bitch!"
 * "RIP"
 * "Sayonara!"
 * "Catchphrase."
 * "Fuck Skim Milk! I'm Gonna Fuck the Skim Milk! I'm G-! I'm Gonna Fu-! I'M GONNA FUCK THE SKIM MILK! I'M GONNA STI-. I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK INTO THE SKIM MILK!"
 * "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU...PLAYYYYYYYYYYY!"
 * "Why u always snitchin' on me?"
 * "Lick, Lick, Lick, my BALLS!
 * "How about you suck my penis!"
 * "WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!"
 * "It's time for our destiny!"
 * "I have no idea what am I talking about, I think I'm just in. [Whispering] feel in love with you."
 * "This place is a CUCKOO-CRAZY!"
 * "And I sung. AaAAAAaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaa"
 * "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEL! TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAANDS!"
 * "Get Rekt."
 * "AWESOME!"
 * "Deez Nuts."
 * "You ended my friends. I'am so FUCKING DONE WITH YOU! I will rip your shitty mustache, you're military base, and you're FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK RIGHT-HAND MAN!"
 * "I have Snake AIDS"
 * "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
 * "How lucky are you?"
 * "You fucked it honkin my arm!
 * "No, rape town is... is... never mind."
 * "No, rape town is... is... never mind."

Trivia

 * Alfonso drinks a lot of Coca Cola.
 * He even was not a fan of Diet Coke due to haven't got a diet yet.
 * King Red hates Alfonso because he made him drop his sandwich.
 * His favorite color is Red.
 * Rafaeluscus is actually Alfonso's twin brother.
 * Alfonso's "WHAT THE HONK!" catchphrase is a reference of Karl Jacob's infamous quote
 * His character is based on Red from Dick Figures, Edd from Eddsworld, Player from GameToons, and Jack CopperZ from Stickman vs. series.
 * Alfonso seems to enjoy playing Marvel's Spider-Man 2.
 * It was revealed that the whole universe is Alfonso's avatar.
 * He even wears a Beanie just like Player in GameToons.
 * His favorite song is "Gangnam Style".