Monsters, Inc./Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of transcripts of trailers for the 2001 Disney/Pixar animated film Monsters, Inc..

Teaser trailer
(MPAA green screen.)

(Walt Disney Pictures logo is shown.)

(Pixar Animation Studio logo is shown.)

(Shows a bedroom while a door zooms.)

Announcer: Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tucked them in and shut off the light, that there are monsters hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge. But what they don't know is, it's nothing personal. It's just their job.

(The door knob starts to shake, and then some knocking happens, and then a card slides through, but after it slides, the door opens. Sulley and Mike are shot out of it and are thrown to the floor)

Mike: There's nobody here.

Sulley: Huh?

(They get up from the floor)

Mike: There's no kid. There's supposed to be a kid. There's no kid to scare.

Sulley: All right. Don't panic.

Mike: I'm panicking because there's a total lack of kid here!

Sulley: No (x4), shh. De-de...let's just check the schedule.

Mike: This is very embarrassing. (Reads the schedule) Let me see. "9:00."

Sulley: 9:00.

Mike: "Boy's bedroom."

Sulley: Boy's bedroom.

Mike: "Out in Magnolia."

Sulley: Magnolia? Give me that. (Takes the schedule and reads it himself) It's Mongolia. Mike, does this look like Mongolia to you?

Mike: (feeling a little embarrassed) Yeah...well, kind of.

Sulley: Okay, you remember the fifth grade?

Mike: Yeah.

Sulley: When you spent all your time passing notes to Susie Boyles...

Mike: Loved her.

Sulley: ...the rest of us were studying geography! This is not Mongolia!

Mike: (annoyed) Oh, would you listen to this? Blame it on the little guy. How original. He must have read the schedule wrong with his ONE EYE!

Sulley: (attempting to forgive) Mike, come on. Don't take it personally. Come on. Don't be so sensitive.

Mike: (overlapping) You were thinking that! You were thinking that!

Sulley: Come on, buddy. Little blinky. Who's your buddy? Who's your buddy? Come on. Come on, come on.

Mike: (overlapping) Don't do that. I'm resisting you. Don't make me like you. I don't wanna like you now. (Smiles) Oh, all right. (Gives friendly punches to Sulley's chest) Hey! Guess which planet I am. (Brings out a hula hoop around his body) Huh? Come on! Look! Guess which planet I am. (Mimics a planet moving around the room)

Sulley: Okay, I'm gonna go back to the break room before all the donuts are gone.

(Sulley exits the room, leaving Mike alone in the room)

Mike: Hey, don't you even get it? You big throw rug? (A dog starts to growl, making Mike scared) Oh.

(Shows the Monsters, Inc. logo)

Mike: Nice doggy. (chuckles) Nice big doggy. Sulley? Sulley, open the door! OPEN THE DOOR! NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-W!!!! (Sulley's arm grabs Mike inside the door) AHH--!

(Door closes)

(Shows the text "THANKSGIVING 2001" and a copyright below)