One Weird Afternoon/Quotes

Here are quotes from the 1998 Japanese-American anthology film of thirteen short animated comedy films based on the Puyo Puyo series known as One Weird Afternoon.

Schezo Wegey: [awakens from his nap] Now, for the slashing...wait a minute! I thought I placed my sword in the ground! But now I can’t see it anywhere! Come on, sword, where are you? I can’t find you! Where are you?

Arle Nadja: Oh, Schezo. What’s going on?

Schezo Wegey: Arle came! Wait, if I tell her about my sword, she’d be like…

Arle Nadja: What? You lost your sword? Man, that’s too foolish! You really are a big doofus! [laughs]

Schezo Wegey: Darn, keep it cool...Hey, don’t mind me, I’m roaming around this place. Now if you excuse me, goodbye!

Arle Nadja: What’s with him?

Witch: Kikikikiki! Now I have the upper hand. Prepare to dodge this, Meteor!

Minotauros: Ack! What the heck, Rulue?!?

Rulue: Oh yeah...You may not know this, but Minotauros, turns out I love you…

Minotauros: Oi, just take it easy, milady!

Rulue: [giggles seductively]

Minotauros: Erm...you’re still interested in the Dark Prince, right?

Rulue: Nuh-uh...who needs that fool when I have you, cause I...love...you...Minotauros~

Minotauros: No, don’t do that, Rulue! It’s making me uncomfortable!

Child Panotty: Nighty-night!

Child Draco Centauros: Yeah! G’night!

Child Skeleton T: Tee-hee!

The Dark Prince: Argh! I’m tied up as well? Oh dear...oh dear...

Kikimora: What a mess...must I clean up this beach?

Witch: Hey, what’s all the commotion about?

Kikimora: [notices Witch’s broom] Oh wow! [tries to grab Witch’s broom]

Witch: K-Kikimora! What’s wrong with you?!?

Kikimora: I want that broom!

Witch: Are you out of your mind? Also, my broom is very magical, you fool!

Kikimora: Is this what you want from me? Surrender that broom!

Witch: Can’t let you do that!

Kikimora: Give it to me!

Seriri: [in her thoughts] Wow! I never thought I’d be happier to get some friends. Now, I need to keep on singing! [after a scene of Arle, Carbuncle, and Nasu Grave coming to Seriri, Seriri stops singing as she notices Harpy] Oh, someone’s not happy.

Harpy: [singing off-key] You there~! Yeah, you~! I think it sounds wrong~! It sounds like you never understand anything about singing~!

Seriri: W-w-w-w-w-what?!?

Arle Nadja: So, do you like them?

Carbuncle: Gu-gu!

Arle Nadja: They’re my new blue boots.

Carbuncle: Gu-gu!

Arle Nadja: Also, they’re even made from leather, so wanna look at them?

Carbuncle: Gu~! [looks at Arle’s new pair of blue boots made from leather]

Arle Nadja: Hey Carby, you want some boots too?

Carbuncle: Gu-ga-ga-ga!

Arle Nadja: Then what color?

Carbuncle: Gu-ga!

Arle Nadja: You want yellow boots?

Schezo Wegey: Here I come! [tackles Mini Zombie]

Mini Zombie: Geh!